![]() And find out what science has to say about all these people in 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science.Īnd stop by our Top Picks (Updated Today! Shit!) to find out why we were about Obama and McCain being the same person all along.Īnd don't forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter to get dick jokes sent straight to your news feed. Go here and find out how to create a Topic Page.įor people who were just straight assholes, check out 5 Famous Inventors (Who Stole Their Big Idea). ![]() They take up actions, and quite often arms, despite many moral and ethical objections. Usually they are placing this cause on themselves in the manner of it being an ‘Absolute’, or ‘Manifested Destiny’ gifted to them by a higher power such as God. does this mean when Scientologists complain that other people are conspiring against them, we should take their word for it?ĭo you have something funny to say about a random topic? You could be on the front page of tomorrow. The Self-Aggrandizing Asshole invokes themselves as pursuing a moral cause. So, even crazy cult leaders can be right sometimes. Scientology spammed the poor bastard with so many private detectives that they had five file cabinets full of documents about him. If this sounds like a cult, well.Įrhard basically ripped people off by promising them an ability to see the world "as it really was," not mentioning the fact that his patented and expensive self-actualization seminar could just as easily be achieved with a plate of pot brownies and a late-night Halo campaign with some philosophy majors.ĭid we mention Erhard used to be a used-car salesman named Jack Rosenberg? Or that his slimy cult leader routine proved to be the not-so-subtle inspiration for GI Joe nemesis Cobra Commander?Īnd now you know. Erhard came up with it while driving one day when he had an "epiphany" wherein he "realized" that he "knew everything and knew nothing and didn't know what he didn't know." And if that doesn't make any sense to you, then you're just not enlightened enough and should probably write a few more checks to the EST foundation. EST was all about tearing down your soul and rebuilding it: i.e.
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